07. 22. 11. 09:31 am

for all those ladies who were inspired by the vogue shoot, you too can be a lingerie lovely! hips and curves site for all your sexy/kinky needs. oh and the prices are totally sexy too! 

now! go forth, and perform lap dances for your man, woman, cat, or yourselves, you sexy beasts! 

that pink corset is callin my name. im sure i could rock it at my next mummies meeting…. 

07. 21. 11. 07:49 pm ♥ 8

ooooh check out the shoot from vogue italy curve june 2011

look at these beauties! why dont we have more imagery like this in the main stream?? these are healthy women!

ive left out some of the nudier shots (god bless the liberal italians) but you can see the whole shoot here

07. 21. 11. 02:33 pm

diy nail art

soooo, what im i rocking on my flanges? Sally Hansen Salon Effects real nail polish strips. they are like little sticker thingies.. WAIT! before you poopoo on my nails (ew), these little loves really do work! they retail for about $14.95 and they last! and they look good! i’ve had quite a few compliments… twice i lied and said i drew them myself (insert evil laugh here)! 

right now im rockin “misbehaved”

but “kitty kitty” is very noice.

so perfect for the budget fashionista!

07. 20. 11. 04:00 pm ♥ 1

freezing my bollos off. need blanket and hot coffee immediately!

07. 20. 11. 08:12 am ♥ 2
since the arrival of my lil man, I have been living in fashion-no-mans-land. I dont know how to dress this new shaped (heavier) me. My old style (run dmc meets 90’s rappers girlfriend mixed with a shit load of sequins and animal print) isn’t really working for me any more.
Ive been getting about in leggings and oversized tunics. hmmm. not really pushing the fashion boundaries. lord help meh.
and then the oasis……
check out the label by Megan Moir Pardy 
http://www.damnyoualexis.com.au/
chic and sexy. 

since the arrival of my lil man, I have been living in fashion-no-mans-land. I dont know how to dress this new shaped (heavier) me. My old style (run dmc meets 90’s rappers girlfriend mixed with a shit load of sequins and animal print) isn’t really working for me any more.

Ive been getting about in leggings and oversized tunics. hmmm. not really pushing the fashion boundaries. lord help meh.

and then the oasis……

check out the label by Megan Moir Pardy 

http://www.damnyoualexis.com.au/

chic and sexy. 

07. 21. 11. 08:14 pm

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

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my cookie jar. sacred vessel of crumbly treasures. no i will not tell you where its hidden.

thanks for your fashion-related question tumblrbot! 

<3 phattie

07. 21. 11. 02:46 pm
its not enough for you to temp me with normal size cupcakes is it?? you had to bring out the motherload huh? thanks the cupcake bakery. thanks heaps. High-res

its not enough for you to temp me with normal size cupcakes is it?? you had to bring out the motherload huh? thanks the cupcake bakery. thanks heaps.

07. 20. 11. 06:49 pm ♥ 3

wah-nails

i have died and gone to back scratching heaven.  check out WAH-NAILS

sadly you are one the other side of the earth, i can only eyeball longingly at these phaboolus creations! gah!

leopard & kitty nails

just too excellent for my eyes to behold.

not all bad news for us aussie lahdies, have a little look here: http://www.modelsownit.com/nails/nail-art-pens.html

im putting my order in as we speak, i’ll get back to you with a review! rawr!

07. 20. 11. 08:12 am ♥ 2
check out Megan&#8217;s range for City Chic
http://www.citychic.com.au/Damn-You-Alexis.aspx
knit dress with leatherette bustier got me salivating like mofo..

check out Megan’s range for City Chic

http://www.citychic.com.au/Damn-You-Alexis.aspx

knit dress with leatherette bustier got me salivating like mofo..

07. 19. 11. 08:37 pm

the golden rules

  • love me now. not after i lose 5 pounds, not if i had more lustrous hair, not once i shave my legs, not even after i shower. i love myself in all my hairy legged, morning breathy, curvyness!
  • appreciate all of your shit. your life is abundant. take the time to notice.
  • check yo energies! are you that chick that everyone gets bad vibes from?
  • why so serious? laugh. especially at yourself. 
  • do stuff that makes you happy. write a blog. do your nails. wear a dress and heels to the supermarket.